Cracker Nation (DUMB AMERICA)

O.K. so what initially got me started on Dumb America was the whole Obama speech to the school children..and how

ridiculous it was that some schools would not let it be seen in their classrooms etc..and how Dumb and Racists some

people are..here are some examples of why I started this Blog..


"President Obama has turned to America's children to spread his liberal lies,
indoctrinating America's youngest children before they have a chance to decide for
themselves," Greer said


Education Secretary Arne Duncan, who appeared with Obama at the school, acknowledged on
Tuesday that asking students to write essays on how to help Obama was wrongheaded.

His opponents further suggested the address to schoolchildren was part of his strategy to
overhaul the health-care system in the United States. That divisive debate has dominated the
nation's attention all summer.

One sign read, "Mr. President, stay away from our kids"


And this is why I came to the conclusion that there are soo many Dumb people here in America

President Obama to the U.S.


""Every single one of you has something that you're good at. Every single one of you has
something to offer,""And you have a responsibility to yourself to discover what that is.


"That's what I want to focus on today: the responsibility each of you has for your
education. I want to start with the responsibility you have to yourself,"

"At the end of the day, we can have the most dedicated teachers, the most supportive parents
and the best schools in the world -- and none of it will matter unless all of you fulfill
your responsibilities. Unless you show up to those schools, pay attention to those teachers,
listen to your parents, grandparents and other adults and put in the hard work it takes to
succeed."

And what pray tell does this have to do with health care???? All I have gathered from this is
that he wants our Children to grow up well educated..and not grow up a bunch of uneducated
MORONS, redneck racists, Bushbots and sheeple...So our children will be able to grow up and make proper
decisions about their lives..and what is so wrong with that???

This Guy has some brains..

"I think we've reached a little bit of the silly season when the president of the United States can't tell kids in

school to study hard and stay in school," presidential spokesman Robert Gibbs told reporters. "I think both

political parties agree that the dropout rate is something that threatens our long-term economic success."

And Reiterating what spokesman Robert Gibbs said..this is exactly what he was referring to...


APATHY AND TOLERANCE: THE MOST DEADLY VIRTUES OF AMERICAN SOCIETY

Personal responsibility: do you think 400,000 pregnant women that arrive annually in America, unlawfully, will

birth tomorrow's responsible citizens? Do you think millions of unwed American mothers that bring 1,2,3,4 and five

children into this world using welfare "Aid to Dependent Children" will rear responsible, intelligent and

contributing future citizens?

Personal accountability: do you think the 1.2 million high school dropouts annually in the USA will become thriving,

contributing and responsible future citizens? You see, that number of academic failures has been mounting for over

10 years, thus, more than 11 million illiterate kids wandering the streets of America.

As for more Dumb people in the U.S. CRACKER NATION as Quoted by Bill Maher (GOTTA LOVE IT)

What is wrong with all these cracker morons? I can't believe how stupid some people Are..Unbelieveable..Did they

actually think they could get away with it.. Well I will be updating this on a regular basis..

McNelly, 23, and Miller, 20 were arrested by armed police in Carroll, Iowa, last Friday after witnesses reported

seeing two men trying to break into an apartment with fake beards and "masks" scrawled on their faces

When they stopped their 1994 Buick Roadmaster, bewildered police discovered the drunk hapless pair – nicknamed “dumb

and dumber” – complete with makeshift disguises.

Police issued-mugshots of the pair show the black ink scribbles on their faces,

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/6431303/Dumb-American-criminals-attempt-robbery-with-

permanent-marker-pen-disguises.html

man shoots himself without a gun..
http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/n/a/2007/05/15/national/a103612D87.DTL

Apparently he was trying to collect brass to sell for scrap, from the shell casings of old bullets so he was putting

them in a vice and hitting them with a hammer.

THe rest is predictable.

teens get arrested for arson:
http://arstechnica.com/news.ars/post/20060407-6553.html

MySpace video of hangar bombing leads to teen arrests

4/7/2006 12:51:06 PM, by Anders Bylund

Two teenage boys firebomb an abandoned Air Force hangar and film the stunt. So far, so stupid. Then, they post the

video to a MySpace profile, making it easy for local law enforcement to identify and arrest the miscreants. The

fearsome twosome is now on the loose (or should that be lose?) again and awaiting possible charges of possessing

"destructive devices." The actual damage to the hangar was reportedly minimal.

toy gun misunderstanding in Modesto:
This is what happens when cops react to troublemaker hoplophobe "passers by". I'm guessing it's not illegal to run

around with an airsoft gun and appropriate safety equipment (ie, masks, goggles, etc.).

One clue for the officers is that real guns are aloud and go bang - Airsoft guns are quiet. The clueless officers

overreacted by involving three agencies anad the SWAT team.

The real victims here were the men, on private property, minding their own business who were detained at gunpoint.

The "passer by" should have been prosecuted for making a false report.

Regards,
Mark


SOURCE: http://www.modbee.com/local/pmupdates/v-dp_morning/story/13105139p-13754600c.html


http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/americas/6213644.stm
An American Airlines plane made an emergency landing in Nashville after passengers reported the smell of sulphur

from burning matches.

The matches were found on the seat of a woman who had attempted to conceal the odour of flatulence with the matches,

Nashville airport authorities said.

All 99 passengers and five crew left the plane while it was searched.

The woman was questioned by the FBI but released without charge and allowed to board another American Airlines

flight.

"It was determined that she was trying to conceal body odour," said Lynne Lowrance of the Nashville Airport

Authority.

She had "no malicious intent but had struck matches which is against [Transport Security Administration] rules," Ms

Lowrance said.

The unidentified woman had an unspecified medical condition, Associated Press news agency said.

She was carrying safety matches, which the TSA allows in carry-on luggage.

The matches are not allowed to be struck, however.



I will be updating this list as I find more news about stupid People here in the U.S. and Abroad..Enjoy have a good laugh on their behalf..cya soon..